简要＃27 从未发生过的事情 THEATRE
（我不记得这是哪里来的，但是我'我在互联网上看到过很多地方。注意"Good luck" and "Macbeth"不在此列表上）
BY THE PRODUCER:
- ...当然有's enough money to go around.
- ...我们 have money left over.
- ...它'所有人都得到了照顾。唐't Worry.
- ...不，我不't drink.
由演员：
- ...Don't...Let's not talk about me.
- ...我真的认为我的大场面 should be cut.
- ...这衣服真是 comfortable.
- ...I love my shoes.
- ...No problem. 我可以自己做。
- ...我有一个出色的经纪人。
- ...让我和我一起站在这里 回到观众。
- ...I'我肯定有人告诉我 在这里是一堵墙，我只是忘了。
- ...没有船员，表演 永远不会运行-让's thank them.
- ...No thanks, I don't drink.
BY THE DIRECTOR:
- 哇，设计师说得对 on, weren't they?
- ...不，今天是技术 rehearsal, we'以后再修改那个场景。
- ...我认为现场变化是 too fast.
- ...我当然认为我们'll 准备好开业。
- ...The crew? Why they're just wonderful!
- ...No thanks, I don't drink.
BY THE DESIGNERS:
- ...当然我所有的图纸都是 turned in on 时间。
- ...是的，绝对是我的错 场景看起来糟透了。
- ...你知道，你有意思 there.
- ...导演最了解； obviously I wasn'不能给他他想要的东西。
- ...我们的凝胶颜色太多 in stock, I can't choose.
- ...当然商店会有 the costumes ready.
- ...No thanks, I don't drink.
技术总监：
- ...这是最完整的 内容丰富的图纸I've ever seen.
- ...我们首先就建立了它 time.
- ...No problem, I'll deal with that right 远。
- ...I love designers.
- ...No thanks, I don't drink.
舞台经理：
- ...看起来好像会 是时候进行第三次彩排了。
- ...花点时间回来 from break.
- ...We'已经准备好几个小时了。
- ...不，我叫得很完美 the first 时间。 Let's move on.
- ...耳机正在工作 perfectly.
- ...提示灯正在工作 perfectly.
- ...乐团没有 complaints
- ...整个公司都站着 随时随地
- ...That didn't take long.
- ...No thanks, I don't drink.
BY THE STAGE CREW:
- ...哦，不，那个乐器不是 in the way.
- ...There's room for that over here.
- ...We'我会早点做。
- ...No, no. I'确保这是我们的工作。
- ...我能做些什么来帮助您？
- ...所有工具均已小心锁定 away.
- ...我们可以改变场景吗 again please?
- ...It's a marvelous show.
- ...We don'不需要那么多 crew.
- ...No thanks, I don't drink.